did you get engaged???
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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