I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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