? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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