Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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