Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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