that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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