I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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