My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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