at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have fence marks all over my body
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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