Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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