Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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