6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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