thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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