Well douche your snatch and let's go!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Randomize
