do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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