the day after is always just damage control
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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