So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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