I like my sex mixed with concussions.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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