so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The feeling are messing with the penis
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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