Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's just like the Real World with babies
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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