That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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