I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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