omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
