I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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