I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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