The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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