Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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