This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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