Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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