let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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