Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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