Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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