too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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