Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
you made out with another girl for some wings
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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