Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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