its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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