It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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