stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I need a beard to bite.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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