his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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