How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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