dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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