I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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