Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
