I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
