Umm I'm too high to move.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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