we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize