Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
