the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Randomize
