just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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