he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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