Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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