So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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