Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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