You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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