U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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